Saturday, May 24, 2014

MMAs of Future, Past: Os, Bohs, and Jon Bones Jones



UFC’s Baltimore card has come and gone, and Charm City turned out in support of Light Heavyweight champ Jon “Bones” Jones.  After a close decision against Alexander Gustafsson, Bones successfully put his stamp on Glover Teixeira, neutralizing Teixeira’s right arm early with an arm crank, and outfighting him in the clinch for 5 rounds out of 5.

Otherwise the night went about as expected, with the exception of Anthony “Rumble” Johnson’s unanimous decision win over Phil Davis.  Andre “Touchy” Fili lost to a more experienced Max Holloway, but that hasn’t dropped his stock in my eyes, as Fili remains a strong prospect with potential to evolve.  We also got to see Bethe Correia rack up her second UFC win followed by an immediate callout of the 4 Horsewomen of MMA.  Bellator self-destructed live on Twitter that same weekend, and Tito chocked out a much smaller man.

Daniel Cormier may soon provide Bones with his toughest test yet, but first he has to get past a resurgent Dan Henderson tonight in Vegas on UFC 173.  I expect Cormier to come away with the victory, but he is nowhere near the sure thing that his -800 price tag would suggest.  A small flier on Hendo could pay off big.

Someone who actually is worth his -800 price tag is Renan Barao, who defends his Bantamweight belt tonight against Team Alpha Male’s TJ Dillashaw.  This will be coach Duane “Bang” Ludwig’s last shot at a title with Team Alpha Male, and that’s too bad, because Dillashaw is going to get smashed.  TJ is one of the top fighters in the division, but Barao is head and shoulders above anyone else on the field right now.  Do not place a bet on Dillashaw.

Other than that, I’m looking forward to seeing Lawler, Ellenburger, Mizugaki, Rivera, Varner, and Krause bang it out on the heavy-hitting main card.

Keep your hands up and protect yourselves at all times, this has been the Rabbit Punch!

Saturday, May 17, 2014

Bellator. . .120? 1? Who cares, let's fight!

My UFC172 reaction post is still under construction, but in the meantime I’ll be enjoying Bellator’s first ever PPV event tonight.  God only knows why.

I can see why Bellator wouldn’t want to call off their second attempt at a first PPV, but they probably should.  If Chandler vs Alvarez wasn’t good enough to carry the first event on PPV, then why the fuck is Chandler vs Brooks worth paying for? My feeling is that they should have called off the Chandler fight altogether and moved the event to free TV again.  Tito and Rampage are both on the card as well, although not in the same bout.  Looks like we missed our window on that one.

Anyway, I’m going to be watching, but that’s just because I’m a big nostalgic softie what wants to see Rampage, Kongo, and King Mo get down.  I’m also interested in seeing who walks away with the Heavyweight Title.

If you’re going to bet this event, put a flyer on Tito.  With the odds at almost +400, the Bad Boy has just enough of a chance to make it worth it.  I’ve never been a Tito Ortiz fan, but the man has enough of a legacy in the sport that I’d hate to see him pull a Brett Favre.

Recap coming after the event.  Reaction to the Baltimore card still in the works.

Hands up, protect yourself, and enjoy the fights tonight.